Matilda
Year: 1988
Author: Roald Dahl
Length: 260 minutes / 4.33 hours
Matilda was one of those books I didn’t grow up with. I have no nostalgia for this story, so when I finally got around to listening to the audiobook version, it disappointed me. I know I’m not the intended audience, but what exactly was the lesson being taught here? The main villain was so over the top with her cruelty that I legitimately wondered what Roald Dahl’s home life was like when he was growing up. Sure, sticking up for yourself is a great moral, but come on.
I think the biggest issue I had with this book comes down to how they narrated the audiobook. There’s the way normal people narrate audiobooks, then there’s how people narrate audiobooks for children. The overacting made it difficult to listen to, but not for the reason you’d think. Matilda was such a soft-spoken character that all her lines were whispered. In contrast, all the villainous adults were voiced with shouting. This gave the volume dial on my car whiplash as I kept turning it up to hear what was being said, only to have the narration turn around and blow out my speakers.
As for the plot itself, only one character was likeable. Since everything was from Matilda’s point of view, all adults were bumbling buffoons, and all her peers were slobbering idiots. The kind teacher was the only one who gave the precocious child a chance to prove how extremely intelligent she was, but her backstory was so eye-rollingly tragic as to be laughable. Honestly, most of this book felt like I was a witness to child abuse, and that’s with its somewhat happy ending.
A too quiet and too loud audiobook about an annoyingly precocious child, I give Matilda 2.0 stars out of 5.
