{"id":4687,"date":"2026-04-07T15:00:15","date_gmt":"2026-04-07T21:00:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/?p=4687"},"modified":"2026-03-30T21:02:27","modified_gmt":"2026-03-31T03:02:27","slug":"movie-dog-man-2025","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/index.php\/2026\/04\/07\/movie-dog-man-2025\/","title":{"rendered":"MOVIE: Dog Man (2025)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><u><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/en\/thumb\/6\/67\/Dog_Man_film_poster.jpg\/250px-Dog_Man_film_poster.jpg\" alt=\"Dog Man\" width=\"250\" height=\"395\" \/>Dog Man<br \/><\/u><\/strong>Year: 2025<br \/>Rating: PG<br \/>Length: 89 minutes \/ 1.48 hours<\/p>\n<p>While I\u2019m no stranger to movies based on kids\u2019 media, <em>Dog Man<\/em> (2025) was definitely not designed with adults in mind. Sure, there were a few jokes here and there that the adults would chuckle at, but the mind-numbing, blistering pace at which things happened and changed in this movie was honestly surprising. I get that kids\u2019 attention spans are shrinking at an alarming rate, but when it\u2019s up there flashing on the big screen, it\u2019s hard not to notice. At the very least, I think my kids had fun, even if they were mostly indifferent about it.<\/p>\n<p>Despite what the intro to this review makes it sound like, I appreciated the <em>Dog Man<\/em> movie sticking to the aesthetic from the books. It still had that \u201chigh definition\u201d veneer on everything, but the feel was very hand-drawn (similar to how <em>The Peanuts Movie<\/em> (2015) did it). And by sticking to somewhat lesser-known voice actors, I was actually immersed in the characters without thinking to myself, \u201cHey, that\u2019s so-and-so.\u201d Ultimately, on the technical level, <em>Dog Man<\/em> is a well-done film that continues to show how CGI doesn\u2019t need to be realistic to \u201cupgrade\u201d the original source material.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps I was too tired when I watched <em>Dog Man<\/em>, but even I had trouble keeping up with what was happening. Since I don\u2019t have any experience with the source material, I don\u2019t know if this is just part of how <em>Dog Man<\/em> is or if the producers and executives focused grouped it down to this rapid-fire sequence of loosely connected set pieces. Sure, some of the running gags are funny, but when one of the characters is literally named \u201c80-HD,\u201d I get the sense that the whole movie is supposed to embody the concept of ADHD.<\/p>\n<p>An assault on low attention spans that at least looks pretty good, I give <em>Dog Man<\/em> 3.0 stars out of 5.<\/p>\n<h2><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-647\" src=\"http:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/255px-Five-pointed_star_svg-150x150.png\" alt=\"255px-Five-pointed_star_svg\" width=\"50\" height=\"50\" \/>\u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-647\" src=\"http:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/255px-Five-pointed_star_svg-150x150.png\" alt=\"255px-Five-pointed_star_svg\" width=\"50\" height=\"50\" \/>\u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-647\" src=\"http:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/255px-Five-pointed_star_svg-150x150.png\" alt=\"255px-Five-pointed_star_svg\" width=\"50\" height=\"50\" \/><\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/index.php\/bmw-the-critic\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"820\" height=\"312\" src=\"https:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/BMW-the-Critic-v3.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4100\" srcset=\"https:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/BMW-the-Critic-v3.png 820w, https:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/BMW-the-Critic-v3-300x114.png 300w, https:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/BMW-the-Critic-v3-768x292.png 768w, https:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/BMW-the-Critic-v3-640x244.png 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 820px) 100vw, 820px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dog ManYear: 2025Rating: PGLength: 89 minutes \/ 1.48 hours While I\u2019m no stranger to movies based on kids\u2019 media, Dog Man (2025) was definitely not designed with adults in mind. Sure, there were a few jokes here and there that the adults would chuckle at, but the mind-numbing, blistering pace at which things happened and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,1199,2],"tags":[4189,90,4465,95,4462,282,4463,13,8,4464],"class_list":["post-4687","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-3-0-stars","category-animated","category-movie","tag-4189","tag-adaptation","tag-adhd","tag-childrens-book","tag-dog-man","tag-dreamworks","tag-hyper","tag-movie","tag-review","tag-unfocused"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4687","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4687"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4687\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4693,"href":"https:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4687\/revisions\/4693"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4687"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4687"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4687"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}