{"id":4347,"date":"2025-07-18T15:00:14","date_gmt":"2025-07-18T21:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/?p=4347"},"modified":"2025-06-17T22:00:17","modified_gmt":"2025-06-18T04:00:17","slug":"video-game-what-the-car-2023","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/index.php\/2025\/07\/18\/video-game-what-the-car-2023\/","title":{"rendered":"VIDEO GAME: What the Car? (2023)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><u><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/en\/thumb\/5\/50\/What_the_Car_Cover.jpg\/250px-What_the_Car_Cover.jpg\" alt=\"What the Car?\" width=\"250\" height=\"117\" \/>What the Car?<br \/><\/u><\/strong>Year: 2023<br \/>Rating: E<br \/>Time Played: ~5 hours<\/p>\n<p>By this point, I expect a certain amount of silliness from the <em>What the&#8230;<\/em> series of games. From the highly referential humor of <em>What the Golf?<\/em> to the awkward control scheme of <em>What the Bat?<\/em>, I expected something ridiculous with <em>What the Car?<\/em> As half a racing game and half a platformer, <em>What the Car?<\/em> has tons of puns (a staple of the series) but lacks a little in the finesse of its controls.<\/p>\n<p>The standard set of levels in <em>What the Car?<\/em> have particular themes that then play off the unique movement style of the car. This was quite similar to some of the gameplay mechanics in <em>What the Golf?<\/em> There were also levels with greater challenges and, of course, each level had its own collectables and goal times to meet for a bronze, silver, or gold ranking. Casually playing through the whole thing didn&#8217;t take too long, but I suspect that&#8217;s why the game also heavily emphasized playing user-submitted levels as well as the ones provided by the original developers.<\/p>\n<p>While I understand the quirky nature of the <em>What the&#8230;<\/em> games, the one thing that keeps coming back as a flaw is how difficult they are to control. I started playing this game on my iPhone on Apple Arcade, but pretty quickly had to add in a Bluetooth controller so I could complete the levels, and even that wasn&#8217;t a guarantee. Having checkpoints on some of the longer levels would also have been appreciated since I&#8217;d sometimes get all the way close to the end and fail the level and need to do the whole thing again. Still, it&#8217;s a quirky game and if you like the other <em>What the&#8230;<\/em> games, you&#8217;ll probably like this one.<\/p>\n<p>A quirky racing platformer with somewhat difficult controls, I give <em>What the Car?<\/em> 3.5 stars out of 5.<\/p>\n<h2><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-647\" src=\"http:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/255px-Five-pointed_star_svg-150x150.png\" alt=\"255px-Five-pointed_star_svg\" width=\"50\" height=\"50\" \/>\u00a0<strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-647\" src=\"http:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/255px-Five-pointed_star_svg-150x150.png\" alt=\"255px-Five-pointed_star_svg\" width=\"50\" height=\"50\" \/>\u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-647\" src=\"http:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/255px-Five-pointed_star_svg-150x150.png\" alt=\"255px-Five-pointed_star_svg\" width=\"50\" height=\"50\" \/> 1\/2<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/index.php\/bmw-the-critic\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"820\" height=\"312\" src=\"https:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/BMW-the-Critic-v3.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4100\" srcset=\"https:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/BMW-the-Critic-v3.png 820w, https:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/BMW-the-Critic-v3-300x114.png 300w, https:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/BMW-the-Critic-v3-768x292.png 768w, https:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/BMW-the-Critic-v3-640x244.png 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 820px) 100vw, 820px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What the Car?Year: 2023Rating: ETime Played: ~5 hours By this point, I expect a certain amount of silliness from the What the&#8230; series of games. From the highly referential humor of What the Golf? to the awkward control scheme of What the Bat?, I expected something ridiculous with What the Car? 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