{"id":3641,"date":"2023-11-15T15:00:56","date_gmt":"2023-11-15T22:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/?p=3641"},"modified":"2023-10-03T21:28:17","modified_gmt":"2023-10-04T03:28:17","slug":"book-how-to-make-your-baby-an-internet-celebrity-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/index.php\/2023\/11\/15\/book-how-to-make-your-baby-an-internet-celebrity-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"BOOK: How to Make Your Baby an Internet Celebrity (2014)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><u><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft \" src=\"https:\/\/images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com\/images\/S\/compressed.photo.goodreads.com\/books\/1400898972i\/20717388.jpg\" alt=\"How to Make Your Baby an Internet Celebrity\" width=\"233\" height=\"300\">How to Make Your Baby an Internet Celebrity<br>\n<\/u><\/strong>Year: 2014<br>\nAuthor: Rick Chillot<br>\nLength: 128 pages<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m starting to think that these satirical &#8220;how-to&#8221; books genuinely only have one joke. If you&#8217;ve read the title and a few pages, you get the joke. Books like <a href=\"http:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/index.php\/2022\/06\/29\/book-how-to-talk-to-your-cat-about-gun-safety-2016\/\"><em>How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety<\/em><\/a> or <a href=\"http:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/index.php\/2019\/06\/20\/book-how-to-traumatize-your-children-2007\/\"><em>How to Traumatize Your Children<\/em><\/a> wear out their singular joke much too fast. While <em>How to Make Your Baby an Internet Celebrity <\/em>doesn&#8217;t have a lot of depth, at least it has cute pictures and diagrams of babies.<\/p>\n<p>Humor books with a &#8220;bit&#8221; like the ones mentioned above are usually better when they fully commit. That&#8217;s why I prefer <a href=\"http:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/index.php\/2019\/07\/04\/book-the-baby-owners-manual-2003\/\"><em>The Baby Owner&#8217;s Manual <\/em><\/a>for its ability to translate raising a baby into car mechanic terms. <em>How to Make Your Baby an Internet Celebrity <\/em>isn&#8217;t quite that clever, since you might read it not knowing it&#8217;s satire and try these techniques on your own baby. And perhaps my appreciation of satirical humor comes when it&#8217;s so ridiculous that you can&#8217;t take it seriously. I&#8217;d almost wager that there are some people out there blogging about this very topic and are very serious about it.<\/p>\n<p>With the fast growth of the internet age, one thing that becomes clear here is how this book feels dated almost a decade after it was released. On the flip side, it&#8217;s almost prescient in its examination of how algorithms control almost everything we see on the internet nowadays. Almost as a case in point, half of this book is filled with cute pictures of babies. If the satire doesn&#8217;t quite hit, at least you get to see professional pictures of adorable children.<\/p>\n<p>One-joke satire that&#8217;s half-saved by its cute pictures, I give <em>How to Make Your Baby an Internet Celebrity<\/em> 3.0 stars out of 5.<\/p>\n<h2><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-647\" src=\"http:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/255px-Five-pointed_star_svg-150x150.png\" alt=\"255px-Five-pointed_star_svg\" width=\"50\" height=\"50\">&nbsp;<strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-647\" src=\"http:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/255px-Five-pointed_star_svg-150x150.png\" alt=\"255px-Five-pointed_star_svg\" width=\"50\" height=\"50\">&nbsp;<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-647\" src=\"http:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/255px-Five-pointed_star_svg-150x150.png\" alt=\"255px-Five-pointed_star_svg\" width=\"50\" height=\"50\"><\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"http:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/index.php\/bmw-the-critic\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"820\" height=\"312\" src=\"http:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/BMW-the-Critic-v2.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2968\" srcset=\"https:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/BMW-the-Critic-v2.jpg 820w, https:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/BMW-the-Critic-v2-300x114.jpg 300w, https:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/BMW-the-Critic-v2-768x292.jpg 768w, https:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/BMW-the-Critic-v2-640x244.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 820px) 100vw, 820px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How to Make Your Baby an Internet Celebrity Year: 2014 Author: Rick Chillot Length: 128 pages I&#8217;m starting to think that these satirical &#8220;how-to&#8221; books genuinely only have one joke. If you&#8217;ve read the title and a few pages, you get the joke. Books like How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety or [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,54],"tags":[26,55,3515,208,1005,75,3516,8,3514,76,3517],"class_list":["post-3641","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-3-0-stars","category-book","tag-26","tag-book","tag-how-to-make-your-baby-an-internet-celebrity","tag-humor","tag-internet","tag-parody","tag-pictures","tag-review","tag-rick-chillot","tag-satire","tag-snarky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3641","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3641"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3641\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3646,"href":"https:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3641\/revisions\/3646"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3641"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3641"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/benjamin-m-weilert.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3641"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}